WAR: Gwann nan iHûl

WAR: Gwann nan iHûl
Because I simply couldn't resist.

Summary:
If Gone With the Wind had been written by an Elf, with apologies to Margaret Mitchell, Vivien Leigh, Cate Blanchett, and, of course, the Professor.

WARNING THE FIRST: Should be read with a deep Southern accent and I don’t mean South Beleriand either.

WARNING THE SECOND: Eating or drinking while reading this may not be good for your health.

Characters:
Galadriel Finarfiniel

Lord Celeborn

Queen Melian

Lady Ivorwen

Lúthien

Notes:
All words are Sindarin:

Gwann nan iHûl: 'Gone With the Wind'.

Auth: War.

Elleth: Elf-maid.

Ellyn: Plural of ellon: Male elf.

Pui-en-orch: Orc-spit, from the verb puia-, inf. puio- "to spit".

Golodh: Noldo.

Ada: Hypocoristic form of Adar: Father. The plural is edair.

Nana: Hypocoristic form of Naneth: Mother.